and so it begins...

i feel like i need sort of an introductory post before i jump face first into the crazy things that run through my brain. i'm completely random, a little bit weird, and occasionally i think i might actually be clinically insane. but, beside all those difficulties (and not to toot my own horn) i am kind of cool. i mean some people like me. anyway, welcome to the written documentation of just how bizarre i can sometimes be. hopefully it will reach out to others, who will think, "hey, i'm not the only one." and if not, at least it gives me something to do. enjoy!