is anyone else out there LOST?

so about five years ago, i got myself involved in this new little show called Lost.

(just before we get into this, let's take a minute to go back five years and check out life back then: that would put me in my senior year in highschool, awkward, thinking the valley was awesome, and having probably some of the worst friends anyone could have. basically what i am getting it is, life has drastically changed since then)

now back to Lost. the show was advertised all over tv, and presented an interesting premise, so my family and i tuned in. my first thought was hey, good looking people, interesting twists, and some seriously hot love triangles. sounds a okay to me. cut to five years later:

what the FUCK is going on?

seriously though, when is this madness going to end, when are all the story lines going to come together and when am i going to get all my freaking answers!! this has by far been the most commited relationship that i have had with a tv show ever. yeah i was obsessed with friends back in the day, but in no way did i invest as much effort into that, as Lost has forced me to do. ross and rachel breaking up never emotionally drained me, and left me confused with no hope for clarification. not only that, but this show continually takes eight month long hiatuses, and i still crawl back for more. and every week, more and more characters are introduced and now time traveling is involved. it is really getting ridiculous. but i am h-ooooo-ked. i don't think i will ever understand.

it has been so long since the show started that i cannot even keep track of what has happened. i figure the producers purposely did that because they are planning to rake in the big dough with the series super special DVD release, Lost encyclopedia included. so there goes five years of my life and a 150 dollars. and all just to understand why this magical island makes paralyzed people walk, turns the dead into alive, and kills people with scary black smoke monsters. i think i was once warned as a kid not to get involved in nonsense. it has now become very clear that i don't listen well.

i just don't get it. i'm absolutely Lost. and i cant even laugh at that pun, because i know it's on purpose. all i have to say is they better give me some freaking answers, and it better be good. i am not going to settle for some bullshit about a time continuum. or an effing dream sequence. i have invested five years, probably six by the end, to being a dedicated viewer of this show, the least they can do is show me some more half naked bodies, some hot sex scenes, and come up with an amazing explanation to this madness.

well i am off to get Lost. whatever have i got myself into?